Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff The Bus

Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff The Bus

Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff the bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff the bus,
Ye cannae shove yer granny
For she's yer mammy's mammy,
Ye canna shove yer granny aff the bus.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny
'Cos she's yer Daddy's Mammy
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.
Uncle Wullie's like yer Father
A harum-scarum blather,
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.

Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,
She's naethin' but a twister,
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.

But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny,
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.

Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will, so will I;
Singing I will if you will,
I will if you will,
I will if you will, so will I.